Lisa Carmody Doiron

Lisa Carmody Doiron is a music teacher, writer, performer, wife and mother living in PEI, Canada. She writes a weekly blog called Momologues-Soliloquies on poop, barf and postpartum depression. She's also a regular contributor to G! Magazine and guest writer for BLUNTmoms. In her spare time she likes to sing and play her ukulele, and some day, she hopes to take up cooking and exercising. Lisa is also part of a group of women who are campaigning for better reproductive health services in her province. You can find her blog at: elsiekarmadi.wordpress.com

Do you want to know the most annoying thing about your kid? I’ll just tell you before you embarrass yourself by listing all the personal traits your kid inherited from you that drive you insane. It’s his toys—every blinking, flashing, singing, barking one of them. I’m not talking about the innocent little wooden car with the one squeaky wheel. No. I’m talking about the mammoth stack of battery operated crap you’ve inherited...